There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
