Tres jokes

There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

What is a threesome?

1 + 1 = 3

Five (DYM 123).

The three unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3.

What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"

What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.