There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
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What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
