Disclosure jokes

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?

A blowjob is anonymous.

Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?

I’m gay.

What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?

Telling your parents you are gay.

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

I am no longer anonymous.

I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.