Disclosure jokes

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?

A blowjob is anonymous.

Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?

I’m gay.

What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?

Telling your parents you are gay.

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

I am no longer anonymous.

I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...