If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
