Toy Story jokes

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.