Toxic masculinity jokes

What do women and appliances have in common?

If they don't work, hit them until they work.

Why are feminists always against men?

Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.