(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
