Topknot jokes
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
Memes
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."