Tooth brush jokes

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."

Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"

Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?

- A baseball bat.

What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?

Toothpaste.

What do bees brush their hair with?

A honeycomb.