What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.
Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you
Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I've burnt the house down what do now do I screw.
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof
I was looking forward to some toast...
So i took the toaster in the bath with me
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke
Are you a toaster?
Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
Go Kermit toaster bath
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
