What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
