Toaster jokes

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.

I was looking forward to some toast...

So I took the toaster in the bath with me.

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.

Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.

Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.

Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.

Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.

Are you a toaster?

Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!