Thurman's jokes

Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Trevor Bauer for President.

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.