Thurman's jokes
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
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One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
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Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.