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I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't.