Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
“A:What do you call a sophisticated American? B:Canadian. A:Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B:They can't run that far”. «A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец. A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion? Because there not wanted yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank;)
Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you
Knock knock who’s there island .island who Island the one that knows you
Knock knock who's there knock knock knock knock knock who knock knock you
I snorted a line of coke off my 8 year old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining. Probably because she was already dead
Here's a sex joke. . . . What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender? There used to be 2 and now it's a sensitive subject
Knock knock...Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise mother fucker!
the f in orphan stands for family. but there is no f in orphan.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be 2 of them but now it’s a sensitive subject.
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
I wondered y there was red all over my bathroom til I found out tht my sis had dyed her hair red man it looked like somebody dyed in there! lol
is there a racist jokes page here I’m not racist i just want to know
Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
whats the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11...nothing there both crumbled
