A kid asks trump: Kid: 'where are the confidential files?' Trump: 'there they are bud!'
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Whats michael Jackson got in common with santa? They both empty there sacks around children.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
what do blind kids and orphans have in common
they can't see there parents
Don't give emos crack there high enough
