Their jokes
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.