Their jokes
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.