Their jokes
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?