Their jokes
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
True Story
A CO was receiving inmates as they're being recalled from their assigned jobs to prepare for count. An inmate that had passed the officer returned bleeding through his trousers from his crotch. The inmate had an argument with his lover who had told him that he wasn't enough woman for him. As the inmate was bleeding he was crying out, "He doesn't love me anymore!"
The officer called for medical assistance and went into the assigned cell. He found the severed penis. He fished it out of the toilet and placed it in a plastic bag with ice. He claimed that the medical staff at the hospital could reattach it. He took a ribbing from his fellow officers, because most would've flushed it. I retired and months later saw a fellow officer at the store. As we caught up, I mentioned that the last incident I responded to was 'the severed penis.' The officer tells me that the inmate severed his penis again after it was reattached and flushed it himself.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!