Their jokes
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.