Their jokes
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.