Their jokes
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.