Their jokes

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always have BARS on their GPS.

What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?

The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because they could always count on their beats!

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

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  • Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

    Because their car ran out of RHYME.