Theatre jokes

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Cause every play has a cast.

Why did Dad Man quit acting?

I don’t know either.

Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

Drama queens be like: =- (

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every scene has a cast!

People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.

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Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.

Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!

Rachel: Alright!

On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.

Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!