The jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Memes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!