The jokes
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
These are as weak as the towers.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!