The jokes
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
Haha, the joke is me.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
The twins are falling down.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!