The jokes
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
One day, I'm going to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want a piece. She says, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I want a piece on my plate." She says, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I say, "You don't understand, I want a fork on my table." She says, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!
So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tells me, go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch."
I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, 'Peace on you.' I say, 'Piss on you too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italia. Arrivederci!'
I don't need this shit!
Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent.
Whatâs bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and theyâre filled with holes.
I donât see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Whatâs the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.