The jokes

What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.

What does 6 tell 7?

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.

I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"You're too young to smoke."

The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"

"I ate New York hot dogs."

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

My life is the joke.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.

The tree left him hanging.

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