The jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.