The jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Poop and balls through the walls!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."