The jokes

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."