The jokes
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
The walking dead.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
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Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.