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Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.

If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.