The jokes
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
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What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!