The jokes
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.