The jokes
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.