The jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.