The jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.