The jokes
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"