The jokes
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Do you see the toilet?
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.