The jokes
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ππ
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! πππππππππ
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldnβt climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.