The jokes

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the eagle say to Obama?

He said: "Joe Mama!"

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?

Because the dad never came with the milk.