The jokes

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

How do orphans see their family?

By looking at the mirror.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.

The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

How much does a chimney cost?

It's free cause it's on the house.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.