The jokes
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.