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What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.

When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.