The jokes

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

Why do orphans drink water with cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?

Dad: . . .

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

Because he got fired!

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What do apple trees and orphans have in common?

The apples get picked.

What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.