The jokes
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! πππππππ
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
A special quote: βNo, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!β
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
εζ§ζηθ₯θ΄ (translate it)
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What were the webs?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of β¨peopleβ¨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.