The jokes
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.