The jokes
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What the sigma?
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.