The jokes
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.