The jokes
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.