The jokes
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
what's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.