The jokes
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!