The jokes
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
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I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Your life is the best joke ever.